Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Chapter I: A One Way Ticket to Portland

This cronicle is not a blog of my own actions and adventures.

This cronicle is the lessons I've learned through my adventures and a notation of some interesting characters I have met within them.

It will begin now...

Airports
Article I:

i. the Milwaukee Airport is both nothing new or interesting.

ii. rest assured the Chicago OHaire Airport has not changed abit.

iii. absolutely NEVER buy unmarked food within airports.

iv. the Seattle airport has alot of escalators and Starbucks (go figure...)

v. if ever given the chance to have lunch with an off duty airport security officer: sieze that oppurtunity.

vi. airports hate smokers. dont bother asking; you will have to exit and reenter the security loop.

vii. if ever given the oppurtunity, fly on a small, half empty plane with steps that fold down.

viii. if that oppurtunity is ever taken, hire a brass ensemble for your arrival.

ix. yes, 14 minute flights are rather ridiculous.

x. apparently, Venezuela Airport security has bad standards. why they tell you this in the Milwaukee airport? I have no idea...

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